Tuesday, 17 September 2013

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We all had never really drank before, so when we entered our first high school dance, feeling a little sauced, and dangerous as hell, buzzed in our tube tops and low jeans, none of us knew just how badly we had screwed ourselves. Within twenty minutes, the Much Music Video dance screens began to blur and shake. Then we were swaying. I remember hearing Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop,” but it sounded far away, and there was a low whistling sound.

Mel was the first to make a dash for the bathroom, and, being the good girlfriends that we were, plus adhering to the age-old rule that girls always go together, we followed her. Zigzagging all the way, we giggled and apologized for stepping on freshly painted toes and focused on looking sober enough to emerge into the bright hallway where our teachers had congregated, sipping Tim Horton’s under the florescent hallway lighting, and made our way undetected.

We all clustered in the largest stall, and parked there for the rest of the night, taking turns puking and crying, puking, crying, and helping Rachel pee at one point. It took both Mel and I to hold her on the toilet, and I remember wedging myself between the toilet and the wall of the stall to keep myself up as well as her. There were many tears, a solemn swear to never drink again, and lot’s of “I love you so much…no, I love YOU…no, you…” What felt worse than the hangover the next morning was wondering if Nell, a girl in a wheelchair in our grade, had had to pee that night. 

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